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The sky is moving Sand between your teeth ‘Between’ because ‘beneath’ Is meaningless in this context And shouldn’t a poem ha...

In the kitchen A kitchen’s a place where you cook And maybe also eat But you knew that   In the kitchen we set the table ...

    So you’ve got dreams   So you’ve got dreams I don’t intend to be mean But so what?   These drea...

So, Michael Douglas (from Basic Instinct and Fatal Attraction fame) recently said something about 'real' men. Apparently, there aren...

I don't like Fifty Shades of Grey. I think the books are badly written, the sex in them is incredibly tedious, the main characters are s...

So, I get girl crushes all the time. You know (or you don’t, but – don’t worry – I’m going to explain it) how in Friends, Rachel lets Ro...

Sometimes I read YouTube comments. Hahaha, why? WHY? I don't know, okay. It's a sick compulsion. I wish I could quit you, YouTube co...