Girl crush of the moment: Chloe Howl

So, I get girl crushes all the time. You know (or you don’t, but – don’t worry – I’m going to explain it) how in Friends, Rachel lets Ross make a list of five women he’s allowed to have sex with if he meets them and can somehow convince them to have sex with him? And then Joey convinces him not to put Isabella Rossellini on there because there’s no chance in hell that he’ll ever meet her and then Ross does meet her, but he’s already got his little list laminated and Isabella is not on it and she’s like, ‘That looks pretty permanent and my name’s not on there, so…’

Well, I’m about seventy percent straight and thirty percent gay, so I’ve got a similar list in my head. There are three women permanently on there (in no particular order):

                                                                      Alexis Bledel

                                                                        Liv Tyler

                                                                  Julianna Margulies

The other two spots are subject to change. And...a new contender has emerged! Her name is Chloe Howl and she’s gorgeous. She’s got super cute, short, red hair. She’s got a lovely accent and beautiful porcelain skin. Plus, freckles.

                                                     Look at those freckles! So fucking hot.

Anyway, she’s a singer. She’s got a bit of an attitude. Not a diva-attitude or a rude-attitude; just a don’t-fuck-with-me attitude. I really like her style. Listen to her songs No Strings, Disappointed, I Wish I Could Tell You and Paper Heart to experience some of that attitude and to hear her awesome accent. She looks great in a dress too.

                                                                         Yum.

Okay, that's it. Random picture of a handsome guy and we're done here.

                                               He's also got a wonderful accent, by the way.